QUIZ: Play the Tan Mom Sex Term Game

Guess what the Wack Packer said when asked to define each of these sex terms

November 7, 2018

1. What’s the missionary position?

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- “Looking for opportunity”
- “Having sex with the man on top of the woman”
2. What’s gonorrhea?

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- “Even worse than diarrhea”
- “A disease that spreads such as AIDS”
3. What’s a sphincter?

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- “A man’s penis”
- “Your asshole”
4. What is the cowgirl position?

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- “A woman that wants to have sex with a horse”
- “When a woman is on top of a man in bed”
5. What does bareback mean?

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- “When you bend over and a man is on top pounding her”
- “Sex without a condom”
6. What does ‘tossing one’s salad’ mean?

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- “When a man or a woman put food on their bodies and eat it off”
- “Licking someone’s butt”
7. What is a French kiss?

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- “When you kiss but you have a weird accent”
- “When a man and a woman have passionate, wet kisses and the tongue goes down the mouth”
8. What does ‘camel toe’ mean?

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- “The bottom of a foot”
- “When you can see someone’s privates in tight pants”
9. What Is a Heterosexual?

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- “When two men get together and want to fuck”
- “A person who’s attracted to someone not their gender”
10. What Are Labia?

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- “A woman that walks up to a guy and says … she wants to get laid”
- “The folds of your vagina”
11. What is Morning Wood?

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- “When you have sex on the breakfast table”
- “When a man wakes up with a hard-on”
12. What’s a Golden Shower?

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- “When a man comes all over a woman’s back”
- “When a man pees on you”
13. What’s Bondage?

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- “When you have massive and insane sex with a bail bondsman”
- “When a man or a woman tie each other up and they have massive and insane sex together”
14. What Is a Clitoris?

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- “The tip of your vagina”
- “When you tan in the nude”
15. What is a nymphomaniac?

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- “Somebody who can’t get enough sex”
- “Somebody who is really flexible in bed”
16. What Is a Blumpkin?

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- “Getting pleasured on the toilet”
- “Somebody’s breasts that are too big”
17. What Is a Blowjob?

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- “Sucking on your boyfriend’s dick”
- “Sucking on your boyfriend’s nose”
18. What Is Necrophilia?

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- “When a man or a woman likes to suck on a person’s neck”
- “When a man or a woman likes to have sex with dead people”