Take the Stern Show’s 2018 Year-End ‘Who Said It?’ Quiz
Take the Stern Show’s 2018 Year-End ‘Who Said It?’ Quiz
Last year had many memorable quotes, but do you remember whose mouth they came from?
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1. “I LIKE TO HOLD THINGS THAT COULD POSSIBLY KILL ME.” _______ ON WHY THEY OWN SEVERAL DANGEROUS PETS
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Tracy Morgan
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Sarah Silverman
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Dennis Rodman
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Tom Arnold
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2. “THERE WERE ALL THESE CANS OF BEANS IN MY PLACE … I DRINK THE WATER FIRST.” _______ DESCRIBING HOW HE ATE BEANS STRAIGHT OUT OF A CAN, INCLUDING THE LIQUID THAT COMES INSIDE THE CAN AS WELL
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Jeff the Drunk
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Benjy Bronk
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JD Harmeyer
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Bigfoot
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3. “MOSTLY I JUST, LIKE, SMOKED POT AND PLAYED MARIO TENNIS WITH MY FRIENDS.” _______ DESCRIBING HER TWO-YEAR COLLEGE EXPERIENCE AT A PRESTIGIOUS UNIVERSITY
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Gwyneth Paltrow
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Brandi Carlile
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Mandy Moore
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Claire Danes
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4. “IF I RAN FOR PRESIDENT, I WOULD WIN, HANDS DOWN.” _______ CONSIDERING THEIR CHANCES IF THEY WERE TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT IN 2020
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Tracy Morgan
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Alec Baldwin
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David Hasselhoff
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Jane Fonda
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5. “I NEVER WEAR PANTS … THEY’RE TOO TIGHT AROUND THE BUTTOCKS.” _______ EXPLAINING WHY THEY HAVEN’T WORN A PAIR OF PANTS IN SEVERAL YEARS
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Tan Mom
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Wendy the Slow Adult
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Angry Alice
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Underdog
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6. “HE DOES HAVE A TERRIBLE HANDSHAKE … IT’S LIKE YOU CAN FEEL HOW MANY TIMES HE’S JERKED OFF WHEN YOU HOLD HIS HAND.” _______ JOKING ABOUT SHAKING STERN SHOW STAFFER JD HARMEYER’S HAND
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Mr. Skin
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Molly McNearney
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David Spade
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Michael Rapaport
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7. “I WENT TO GO PEE AND, MY MAN, MY DICK WAS PURPLE. AND LIKE WHEN I SAY PURPLE … YOU KNOW GRIMACE FROM MCDONALD’S? IF HE HAD A DICK, IT WOULD LOOK LIKE THAT.” _______ TELLING HOWARD ABOUT THE UNEXPECTED SIDE EFFECT FROM HIS RECENT VASECTOMY
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Dennis Rodman
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Tom Arnold
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Ike Barinholtz
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David Hasselhoff
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8. “I WENT ONLINE, PER HER RECOMMENDATION, AND SPENT $193 ON WOLF PISS … THEY DON’T CARE ABOUT THE WOLF PISS AND NOW I HAVE TWO BAGS LEFT OF WOLF PISS IN MY GARAGE.” _______ ON BETH STERN’S RECOMMENDATION TO WARD OFF STRAY CATS FROM THEIR YARD WITH WOLF URINE
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Jimmy Kimmel
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Michael Rapaport
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Kathy Griffin
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George Takei
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9. “OPRAH AND I ARE WALKING, LIKE HAND IN HAND … I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHERE WE ARE IN VEGAS BUT WE’RE LIKE AMONGST THE CASINOS.” _______ DESCRIBING A DREAM THEY HAD IN 2018 ABOUT BEING IN LAS VEGAS WITH OPRAH WINFREY
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Jon Bon Jovi
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Howard Stern
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Sharon Osbourne
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Robin Quivers
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10. “FRIDAY IS GROOMING DAY AT THE ZOO.” _______ REVEALING THE DAY OF THE WEEK HE ALWAYS TRIMS HIS BODY HAIR
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Sal Governale
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Ronnie Mund
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Jason Kaplan
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Bigfoot
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11. “I PISS EVERY COMMERCIAL BREAK ‘CAUSE I DRINK 103 OUNCES OF WATER A DAY.” ________ TELLING HOWARD HOW MUCH THEY STAY HYDRATED
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Richard Christy
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Fred Norris
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Howard Stern
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Benjy Bronk
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12. “IT STINGS PRETTY BAD AND THEN AFTERWARDS, YOU KNOW, YOU GOT TO DEAL WITH PEEING BLOOD.” _______ RECALLING HIS UNCOMFORTABLE CYSTOSCOPY PROCEDURE HE ENDURED IN 2018
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Gary Dell’Abate
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Richard Christy
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Jason Kaplan
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JD Harmeyer
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13. “I’M LIKE MOZART WITH A KAZOO.” _______ AFTER PLAYING THE STERN SHOW’S OPENING THEME ON THE PLASTIC INSTRUMENT
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Fred Norris
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Ringo Starr
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Dave Matthews
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Joe Walsh
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14. “6.5, BANANA GIRTH. YEAH, LIKE A PEELED BANANA.” _______ DESCRIBING THE SIZE AND SHAPE OF HIS OWN MANHOOD
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Brent Hatley
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Ronnie Mund
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Steve Nowicki
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Shuli Egar
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15. “HIS LEGS WERE SPREAD LIKE A COP FRISKING SOMEBODY AND I WAS BANGING HIM FROM BEHIND.” _______ ADMITTING HE HAD A SEX DREAM ABOUT HIS CO-WORKER JD HARMEYER
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Chris Wilding
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Ronnie Mund
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Jon Hein
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Sal Governale
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16. “USE THE TWO-FINGER CUL-DE-SAC TECHNIQUE … YOU PRESS DOWN AT ABOUT 5 O’CLOCK AND THERE’S A LITTLE SPONGEY THING THERE. THAT’S THE G-SPOT.” _______ DESCRIBING A NEAR-CERTAIN WAY TO PLEASURE A WOMAN
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Ronnie Mund
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Brent Hatley
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Memet Walker
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Steve Nowicki
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17. “I’M ACTUALLY IN THE STUPID ROOM IN MY HOUSE … I CAN’T GET A FREAKIN’ SIGNAL IN THIS ROOM.” _______ BLAMING THEIR POOR PHONE CONNECTION ON THEM BEING IN A CERTAIN ROOM WITHIN THEIR HOME
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Bobo
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Jeff the Drunk
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Wendy the Slow Adult
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King of All Blacks
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18. “I SAW HER IN A BOOTH AND I JUST SAID HELLO TO HER … HER HUSBAND GAVE ME ‘THE CHIN.'” _______ RECALLING A RUN-IN HE ONCE HAD WITH WENDY WILLIAMS AT CHILI’S
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David Spade
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King of All Blacks
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Ralph Cirella
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Michael Rapaport
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19. “WE ALL KNOW THAT RONNIE’S A BIG FAN OF NASCAR. WHY WOULD HE BE A FAN OF SOMETHING HE NEEDS A BOOSTER SEAT FOR?” _______ AT THE RONNIE MUND ROAST, THE ONLY MEMBER OF THE WACK PACK WHO WAS LIVE IN STUDIO FOR THE EVENT
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Medicated Pete
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High Pitch Erik
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Marfan Mike
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Beetlejuice
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