Chris Wilding Hooks Up While on a Booze Cruise, but He’s Not the Only Staffer Who’s Gotten Lucky on a Boat

Ronnie Mund also shares his own sexual experiences while at sea

August 14, 2019

On Wednesday morning, Chris Wilding shared what could perhaps be the most patriotic hookup story to ever be told on the Stern Show. The staffer recently went on a booze cruise around New York Harbor along with his co-worker Steve Nowicki and his girlfriend. Feeling like a bit of a third wheel, Chris wasn’t quite having a good time on the cruise. That was until he spotted a handsome guy on the other side of the ship.

“All of a sudden, it was like the sea of people parted and I see this beautiful man,” Chris told Howard. “I’m telling you, he could’ve been a model.”

Chris and the gentleman, whom he described as being “a 10, if not an 11,” sidled up to each other. “And he looks at me and he goes, ‘Nice night.’ I said, ‘Yeah, suddenly it is,’” Chris continued.

Their sweet talk led to some kissing which led to some hand-play, just as the boat was making its way around the Statue of Liberty.

“It was so romantic and I was feeling really good about being in this country and working here and just life was going really well,” Chris explained.

While his right hand was down the pants of his new beau, Chris confessed he was using his left hand to text his friend Ralph Cirella to tell him how crazy a night he was having. “It was an incredible operation, I’ll tell you that,” Wilding said with a laugh.

Chris isn’t the only member of the Stern Show team with a hookup story on the high seas. Howard got word that Ronnie “the Limo Driver” Mund had once pleasured a girl while on a boat.

“A long time ago,” Ronnie said once in the studio. “We were on my friend’s boat and we were just hanging out. It was no big deal.”

The girl eventually went down on him despite there being six other people on the boat with them. “The other people on the boat probably saw it but they were doing their own thing, also,” Ronnie said nonchalantly. “This wasn’t wild. It was nothing.”

What was wild, however, was the weekend he spent with his fiancée Stephanie recently. Ronnie told Howard the two went on a trip to Connecticut and wound up having sex a total of five times during their stay. And of course, he packed his cock rings.

“My sex life is awesome,” Ronnie stated.

As for Chris, as smitten as he was with his guy from the booze cruise, it seems there won’t be another romantic boat ride in their future. “I woke up the next morning beaming. I sent him a text about 1 o’clock the next day and, uh, I have yet to hear anything back,” he told Howard.

“Maybe if he had used both his hands the guy would’ve texted back” Robin Quivers joked.