VIDEO: Take the Stern Show Staffer Sh-t Quiz

After playing viral clips of rap star and 2018 Stern Show guest Cardi B sharing intimate details of her own digestive track, a few staffers chimed in and regaled Howard with poop stories of their own. Richard Christy, a veritable treasure trove of gross-out tales, unsurprisingly had multiple stories to share. The first began 30,000 feet over Europe as the longtime drummer and his old heavy metal band traveled to Greece for a tour. Richard said he’d drank dark beer all day at the airport and was “shit-housed” by the time he boarded the plane.

“I puked all down the aisle. I puked back in the seat,” he told Howard on Wednesday. Things got worse once he arrived at his Athens hotel, took off his vomit-covered clothes, and tried to sleep it off. “I just shit all over the sheets and blanket and everything … even on the floor I think a little bit,” he said. “I gathered … everything and threw them under the bed and just kind of played dumb.”

Richard left his soiled linens and went sightseeing. By the time he got back, housekeeping had removed them and put fresh sheets on the bed. Richard didn’t tip the cleaners because he didn’t have any local currency, but he did go down to the front desk and apologize. “Surprisingly, they didn’t kick us out,” he told Howard, adding, “I think it was the kind of hotel where they were used to people shitting on the sheets.”

In another vivid anecdote, Richard recalled the time he and his bandmates pulled off a “quadruple poople,” during which they all defecated in the same toilet without flushing. He also spoke at length about “sharting,” both in the office and just this past weekend at home. He’d done it so much, Howard had to wonder if it was something his staffer enjoyed.

“I don’t like the soiling part, but the relief part is nice,” Richard said.

His colleague’s stories weren’t much easier to stomach, as co-host Robin Quivers learned the hard way while playing a game where she tried to guess which staffer had committed which fecal faux pas. Think you know the Stern Show bathroom habits? Play along (below).