Take the Stern Show’s 2022 Year-End ‘Who Said It?’ Quiz
The year had many memorable quotes, but do you remember whose mouth they came from?
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“I’ve had the same facial hair for years, and now all of a sudden I have a neckbeard?!” ____ denying Howard and Robin’s criticism of their facial hair
Ronnie Mund
Sal Governale
Chris Wilding
Will Murray
“It’s always been a dream of mine to be at a nude beach and show my big penis.” _______ on their longtime desire to attend a clothing-optional beach
High Pitch Erik
Jeff the Vomit Guy
Mark the Bagger
Medicated Pete
“I go in my jacket, I pull out my Oscar, and I put it on the table … He sits there for a minute, and he says, ‘I’ll never tell anybody what to do ever again.’” ____ on sharing the news of their Academy Award win with their father
Ben Stiller
Bruce Springsteen
Elton John
Quentin Tarantino
“I fashioned my own personality based on who he played in the movies … I took on that royal kind of attitude.” _______ on the influence late actor Sidney Poitier had on them
Howard Stern
Robin Quivers
Fred Norris
Gary Dell’Abate
“I would say, ‘Hi … I’m calling from David Mamet’s office’ … and they’d say, ‘Oh my gosh!’—they’d put the agent right on the phone.” _______ remembering the scam they ran in Hollywood to help land one of their first roles
Courteney Cox
Drew Barrymore
Molly Shannon
Rosie O’Donnell
“I have one alarm that wakes me up an hour before I have to get up … and then I have one that wakes me up a half an hour before I get up and that gives me another burst of, ‘Oh, I still have 30 minutes.’ And then I have that one.” _______ explaining why they set three alarms each morning
Howard Stern
Robin Quivers
Fred Norris
Gary Dell’Abate
“He burst in, and I screamed just like ‘Get out of here, get out of here’ trying to cover up the best I could … I think I was fully nude … I was full boner.” _______ recalling the time their son accidentally walked in on them masturbating
Gary Dell’Abate
Sal Governale
Richard Christy
Will Murray
“I do hate sprinkles … You must be buying shitty ice cream if you need sprinkles.” _______ on their disdain for the ice cream topping
Howard Stern
Robin Quivers
Fred Norris
Gary Dell’Abate
“I told a friend that since coming out I take better pictures because I’m not worried about looking gay. Before … I was like, ‘Am I not smiling because smiling is gay?’” _______ on the freedom they felt after coming out of the closet
Andy Cohen
George Takei
Jerrod Carmichael
Chris Wilding
“Top, the highest tier of top givers … Those are like the real superstars of the world to me.” ____ In a fake interview with Howard about his favorite type of porn
21 Savage
Drake
Eminem
Lil Nas X
“I love those fucking glasses … They were the greatest thing ever when you were fuckin’ high. All you saw were the skulls man, it was fucking cool.” _______ defending the eyewear they picked up on a trip
Ronnie Mund
Sal Governale
JD Harmeyer
Jon Blitt
“Hi, this is Santa … You’re being bullied in school? Just hit ‘em in the head and tell them to leave you alone.” ____ giving a child bully advice in the midst of their mall Santa Claus audition
Ass Napkin Ed
Bigfoot
High Pitch Erik
Jeff the Drunk
“I have worn underwear every single day of my life, who doesn’t wear underwear?” ____ dispelling the longtime rumor that they don’t wear underpants
Flea
Harry Styles
Jon Hamm
Perry Farrell
“The first time I ever had like an actual orgasm, I didn’t even touch myself—I was looking at a Bass Pro Shop’s catalog.” _______ recalling their early experiences with self-exploration
Richard Christy
Benjy Bronk
Jon Blitt
Mike Trainor
“I want him to bend me over his knee and spank me … I need to learn my lesson.” ____ requesting they get spanked by Michael Rapaport for violating the IR rule in fantasy football
Gary Dell’Abate
Sal Governale
Richard Christy
Rahsaan Rogers
“The last load I did on it, it came out looking exactly like Rodney Dangerfield.” _______ recalling what their ejaculate looked like on Richard Christy’s Chiefs hat
Sal Governale
Jason Kaplan
Chris Wilding
Benjy Bronk
“I’m just trying to, like, stay in my body because Michael is laughing at ‘Amos ‘n’ Andy’ and throwing popcorn and poking Bubbles in the chest, and I’m just this girl who just moved to L.A. seven months ago,” ____ recalling the time Michael Jackson invited them up to his hotel room
Drew Barrymore
Molly Shannon
Natalie Maines
Sheryl Crow
“[It was] a real serious wrestling match … He choked my ass out because I told him I was a champion wrestler, which I was.” _______ on getting into an altercation with Jane’s Addiction frontman Perry Farrell
Billy Corgan
Dave Grohl
Lars Ulrich
Machine Gun Kelly
“Shit literally comes to me because I write all my songs on the can.” ____ providing insight into their creative process
Billy Corgan
John Frusciante
Machine Gun Kelly
Post Malone