Take the Stern Show’s 2022 Year-End ‘Who Said It?’ Quiz

The year had many memorable quotes, but do you remember whose mouth they came from?

December 22, 2022
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  • “I’ve had the same facial hair for years, and now all of a sudden I have a neckbeard?!” ____ denying Howard and Robin’s criticism of their facial hair

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      Ronnie Mund

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      Sal Governale

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      Chris Wilding

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      Will Murray

  • “It’s always been a dream of mine to be at a nude beach and show my big penis.” _______ on their longtime desire to attend a clothing-optional beach

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      High Pitch Erik

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      Jeff the Vomit Guy

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      Mark the Bagger

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      Medicated Pete

  • “I go in my jacket, I pull out my Oscar, and I put it on the table … He sits there for a minute, and he says, ‘I’ll never tell anybody what to do ever again.’” ____ on sharing the news of their Academy Award win with their father

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      Ben Stiller

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      Bruce Springsteen

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      Elton John

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      Quentin Tarantino

  • “I fashioned my own personality based on who he played in the movies … I took on that royal kind of attitude.” _______ on the influence late actor Sidney Poitier had on them

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      Howard Stern

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      Robin Quivers

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      Fred Norris

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      Gary Dell’Abate 

  • “I would say, ‘Hi … I’m calling from David Mamet’s office’ … and they’d say, ‘Oh my gosh!’—they’d put the agent right on the phone.” _______ remembering the scam they ran in Hollywood to help land one of their first roles

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      Courteney Cox

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      Drew Barrymore

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      Molly Shannon

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      Rosie O’Donnell

  • “I have one alarm that wakes me up an hour before I have to get up … and then I have one that wakes me up a half an hour before I get up and that gives me another burst of, ‘Oh, I still have 30 minutes.’ And then I have that one.” _______ explaining why they set three alarms each morning

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      Howard Stern

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      Robin Quivers

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      Fred Norris

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      Gary Dell’Abate

  • “He burst in, and I screamed just like ‘Get out of here, get out of here’ trying to cover up the best I could …  I think I was fully nude … I was full boner.” _______ recalling the time their son accidentally walked in on them masturbating

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      Gary Dell’Abate

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      Sal Governale

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      Richard Christy

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      Will Murray

  • “I do hate sprinkles … You must be buying shitty ice cream if you need sprinkles.” _______ on their disdain for the ice cream topping

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      Howard Stern

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      Robin Quivers

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      Fred Norris

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      Gary Dell’Abate

  • “I told a friend that since coming out I take better pictures because I’m not worried about looking gay. Before … I was like, ‘Am I not smiling because smiling is gay?’” _______ on the freedom they felt after coming out of the closet

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      Andy Cohen

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      George Takei

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      Jerrod Carmichael

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      Chris Wilding

  • “Top, the highest tier of top givers … Those are like the real superstars of the world to me.” ____ In a fake interview with Howard about his favorite type of porn

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      21 Savage

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      Drake

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      Eminem

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      Lil Nas X

  • “I love those fucking glasses … They were the greatest thing ever when you were fuckin’ high. All you saw were the skulls man, it was fucking cool.” _______ defending the eyewear they picked up on a trip

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      Ronnie Mund

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      Sal Governale

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      JD Harmeyer

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      Jon Blitt

  • “Hi, this is Santa … You’re being bullied in school? Just hit ‘em in the head and tell them to leave you alone.” ____ giving a child bully advice in the midst of their mall Santa Claus audition

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      Ass Napkin Ed

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      Bigfoot

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      High Pitch Erik

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      Jeff the Drunk

  • “I have worn underwear every single day of my life, who doesn’t wear underwear?” ____ dispelling the longtime rumor that they don’t wear underpants

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      Flea

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      Harry Styles

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      Jon Hamm

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      Perry Farrell

  • “The first time I ever had like an actual orgasm, I didn’t even touch myself—I was looking at a Bass Pro Shop’s catalog.” _______ recalling their early experiences with self-exploration

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      Richard Christy

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      Benjy Bronk

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      Jon Blitt

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      Mike Trainor

  • “I want him to bend me over his knee and spank me … I need to learn my lesson.” ____ requesting they get spanked by Michael Rapaport for violating the IR rule in fantasy football

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      Gary Dell’Abate

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      Sal Governale

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      Richard Christy

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      Rahsaan Rogers

  • “The last load I did on it, it came out looking exactly like Rodney Dangerfield.” _______ recalling what their ejaculate looked like on Richard Christy’s Chiefs hat

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      Sal Governale

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      Jason Kaplan

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      Chris Wilding

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      Benjy Bronk

  • “I’m just trying to, like, stay in my body because Michael is laughing at ‘Amos ‘n’ Andy’ and throwing popcorn and poking Bubbles in the chest, and I’m just this girl who just moved to L.A. seven months ago,” ____ recalling the time Michael Jackson invited them up to his hotel room

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      Drew Barrymore

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      Molly Shannon

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      Natalie Maines

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      Sheryl Crow

  • “[It was] a real serious wrestling match … He choked my ass out because I told him I was a champion wrestler, which I was.” _______ on getting into an altercation with Jane’s Addiction frontman Perry Farrell

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      Billy Corgan

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      Dave Grohl

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      Lars Ulrich

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      Machine Gun Kelly

  • “Shit literally comes to me because I write all my songs on the can.” ____ providing insight into their creative process

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      Billy Corgan

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      John Frusciante

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      Machine Gun Kelly

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      Post Malone

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