Play the Wendy the Slow Adult ‘This or That’ Game

See if you can get inside the Wack Packer's head

August 2, 2017

Wendy the Slow Adult has been a member of the Wack Pack since 2002 and since then has revealed quite a lot about her personal preferences. See if you can get inside the mind of the Wack Packer and decide which of the hypothetical options (below) she chose when given a head-to-head matchup.

1. Would Wendy rather have $100 or 100 scratch-off tickets?
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  $100
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  100 Scratch-Off Tickets
2. Who does Wendy think is better: Middle Eastern people or Mexican people?
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  Middle Eastern People
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  Mexican People
3. What snack does Wendy prefer: Cheetos or Doritos?
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  Cheetos
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  Doritos
4. Would Wendy rather go bowling or cure cancer?
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  Go Bowling
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  Cure Cancer
5. Would Wendy rather eat dog food or eat cat food?
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  Dog Food
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  Cat Food
6. Would Wendy prefer to receive $5 million or $2 billion?
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  $5 million
- $2 billion