Show Rundown: September 25, 2018

High Pitch Erik contemplates buying an “emotional support dog”

September 25, 2018

Good Morning Everybody!

High Pitch Erik with a Donnie Wahlberg doll High Pitch Erik with a Donnie Wahlberg doll Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Ronnie “the Limo Driver” Mund’s animal hospital business plan continues to fascinate the Stern Show listeners and staff alike, but on Tuesday Howard determined one person who should not be allowed to utilize the facility’s services: High Pitch Erik.

Shuli Egar revealed the Wack Packer has been pursuing a supposed emotional support dog he found online listed for $250—but as far as Howard was concerned, he shouldn’t be taking care of any living creature considering his history with animals.

From the cat that escaped by chewing through a screen window to a frog that jumped to freedom out of its tank, High Pitch was reminded of his poor track record with pets.

“You must not get a dog or I will never have you on the show again,” Howard instructed as a last resort.

Erik put the fears to rest, though. “I’m not getting one,” he conceded. “I have no time for one. I travel way too much.”