VIDEO: ‘Brent From the Future’ Tells Howard He Found God After an Orgy Mishap and Became a Priest

There’s no telling what the future might bring for some Stern Show staffers—or at least there wasn’t until Howard used a time machine to check in on the orgy-loving, aspiring heavy-metal frontman Brent Hatley.

“A lot of people are speculating about where Brent goes with his metal career … I got to wondering, where is this all going to lead?” Howard explained Wednesday morning. “So … we’ve invented a time machine.”

As it turned out, “Brent From the Future” had become a man of the cloth. He’d traded in his atheism for Christianity and abandoned swinging in favor of raising his 17 children with his wife Katelyn, who opted to become a nun.

When did everything change? At a “wild orgy,” of course, after a man in the throes of passion lost control of his ejaculate and hit Brent in the face with some “load shrapnel.”

“But then I looked down and there it was, I saw an image of the Virgin Mary in his load,” Brent From the Future explained. “It was a sign from God to give up this life of sin and devote my life to faith.”

Devote his life, he did. Brent’s music tastes even evolved, too. “I’m still a metalhead, man, but I’m a Christian metalhead,” Brent From the Future told Howard shortly before debuting one of his pro-Jesus metal tracks.

The real-life Brent Hatley was horrified by what fate might have in store for him. “I hate this more than [Michael] Rapaport, actually,” he said, referring to his recent on-air feud with the actor and celebrity superfan.

Not everyone was appalled by the soon-to-be Brent, however. “I can’t wait for the future,” Howard’s co-host Robin Quivers laughed.