Jason Ellis: 'Previously on the Stern Show' Quiz

Pro skateboarder-turned SiriusXM host Jason Ellis returns to the Stern Show on Monday morning. See how well you remember his past visits by playing his “Previously on the Stern Show” quiz!

1. In 2010, Jason and Sal competed in “The Great Pouch-Off,” a contest to see who could fit the most ______ inside their foreskin pouches.
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  Cigarette Butts
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  Q-Tips
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  M&M’s
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  Thumb Tacks
2. Who won?

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- Jason
- Sal
- They Tied
3. What did Jason say after it was all over?

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- “It burns! It fucking burns, man!”
- “There’s a little bit of a tingle in my knob.”
- “Not gonna lie, I’m kind of turned on.”
- “To be honest, I could’ve fit more in there.”
4. During a memorable visit in 2012, Jason lamented over a failed relationship with a woman who enjoyed drinking _____.
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  Yoo-Hoo & Crushed Baby Aspirin
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  His Blood
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  Goat Semen
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  Bacon Smoothies
5. During Jason’s first visit in 2009, he admitted to having a huge crush on _______ but said he wouldn’t act on it.
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  Joan Rivers
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  Sarah Silverman
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  Nicole Bass
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  Robin Quivers
6. In 2012, while explaining why he didn’t enjoy his post-divorce threesome, Jason said _______.

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- “I woke up and my TV was gone.”
- “One of the girls looked exactly like my cousin.”
- “They left me with three cracked ribs and one STD.”
- “I turned around and they all had strap-ons.”
7. In 2010, Jason revealed sexual relations with this Stern Show mainstay had temporarily helped with his depression.
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  Little Lupe
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  Chyna
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  Nicole Bass
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  Lisa Ann
8. In 2011, Jason and Sal competed in a cock clamp contest while George Takei was sitting in on the show. Who won?

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- Jason
- Sal
9. Which of these isn’t a compliment George Takei gave Jason Ellis on that day?

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- “You’re a work of art.”
- “You’ve got a beautiful body. A beautiful cock. You’re a gorgeous man.”
- “I would love to do you if you’d enjoy me.”
- “The sight of you makes me tingle all over.”