Butthole Botox Is the Latest Plastic Surgery Trend

Fans of anal play are seeking backdoor renovations

George Takei inspects Sal Governale and Richard Christy at his 80th Birthday BashPhoto: The Howard Stern Show

Let's face it, no butthole is born perfect. However, science is constantly churning out new miracles in this modern age.

Enter "anal rejuvenation," or butthole botox. A recent Vice report revealed people are seeking anal enhancements and touch-ups, including removing skin tags, anal warts, hemorrhoids, as well as tightening and loosening sphincter muscles. Vice spoke with Dr. Evan Goldstein, described as a "leading practitioner in the burgeoning field of anal rejuvenation," who offers a service making it easier to for the butthole to receive larger objects. His process for improving the butthole for anal sex, most popular among homosexual males, reportedly contains methods derived initially for issues such as fecal incontinence.

Dr. Goldstein saw a boom in anal rejuvenation about five years ago, according to the report, after patients started asking for more "lickable, playable" anuses. Now, anal rejuvenation accounts for about 90 percent of his business.

"Removing wrinkles from the anal area has no negative effect," plastic surgeon Dr. Steven Davis told HowardStern.com. "Botox will increase the overall anal tone ... and also relax the anal sphincter muscle—which will make penetration easier."

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

The service might be welcome to Sal Governale, who recently dealt with some strange anal developments (above, as drawn by Richard Christy) and had his undercarriage judged by George Takei in an unofficial butthole beauty pageant during the actor and Stern Show regular's Big Gay 80th Birthday Bash.

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