AUDIO: Gary Dell’Abate’s ‘Flirty Gary’ Picks Up a Juggalette in New Phony Phone Call
“That’s not a bottle of Faygo in my pants, I’m just happy to see you,” he tells his potential love interestMarch 1, 2021
Gary Dell’Abate’s “Flirty Gary” has hit on small penis lovers, men from Grindr, and everything in between, but in his latest phony phone call, the Stern Show executive producer’s character set his sights on someone new – an Insane Clown Posse super fan, also known as a Juggalette.
“Whoop, whoop!” Gary shouted over the phone to his potential date Toy, who repeated the well-known battle cry of the Juggalos back to him.
“That’s not a bottle of Faygo in my pants, I’m just happy to see you,” he continued.
“That’s great, I like it,” she giggled in response to the I.C.P.-approved soft drink. “Does it explode like the Faygo too?”
The ice broken, Gary – who referred to himself as “Violent G” – rapidly shot off several clown-themed one-liners. “Girl, my dick’s like a clown car. You won’t believe how much shit comes out of that thing,” he suggested. “Like most clowns, I love cream pies, you dig?”
“You are good,” Toy said with approval. “I’ve never heard so many clown puns in one day, this is the best. I love it.”