AUDIO: Tan Mom Sits Down for a Job Interview

Plus, hear the new song sampling Wack Packer’s mispronunciation of “Ariana Grande”

March 3, 2021
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After hearing Stern Show staffer Sal Governale’s admittedly poor mock job interview with an HR specialist in 2018, Howard wondered if Tan Mom would achieve better results. On Wednesday, that theory was put to the test with audio of the Wack Packer going through an interview of her own.

“I was married once and had three kids from him. After 12 years I divorced him, and then I got re-married to Richard and I had two children from him,” she told the same executive director of a Fortune 500 company when asked to give a little background on herself. “When I was young, I worked in a deli at five o’clock in the morning.”

“This is not a therapist, this is an HR person,” co-host Robin Quivers noted of the detailed information provided.

When asked about dealing with workplace conflict, Tan Mom pulled no punches. “Occasionally we all snap … but don’t get in my face,” she admitted to the interviewer. “If somebody keeps being rude and obnoxious, staring and just looking at me or something, then I’ll just be like, ‘What do you want? Why are you staring at me?’ That pisses me off, excuse my Polish.”

Perhaps better received was the new song featuring a sample of Tan Mom mispronouncing pop star Ariana Grande’s name. “I love it, that’s a hit,” Howard proclaimed upon listening to the Wack Packer’s latest musical rendition. “If that doesn’t go to the top of the charts, I don’t know what will …that song’s going to get me into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.”

Hear the debut (below).

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