Samantha Doesn’t Want the Wack Pack to Date Her Mom

“I don’t want you to be my daddy,” Stern Show staffer tells High Pitch Erik

April 3, 2023

When Stern Show staffer Samantha Fontana’s mom called in recently to defend her daughter’s Uber rating, she had no idea the appearance would make her such a hot commodity in the dating world.

On Monday, Howard revealed the audience was so taken with her, not only did they reach out to the staffer to put in a good word for them, they also reached out to other Samanthas employed by SiriusXM in hopes of a match. “People are so desperate to date Sam’s mom, they’re even messaging people who aren’t her,” he noted.

The interest went past the general audience as several Wack Packers admitted an attraction to Sam’s mom. “I heard you on the radio a couple of days ago and it made me pretty hot,” Ass Napkin ed confessed in a voicemail. “I would love to take you out on a nice date on the river and drive around and we’ll have some fun.”

“So fucking disgusting,” Sam said after hearing some of Ed’s more crude date ideas.

Bigfoot also reached out to the Stern Show to express his interest in becoming Samantha’s new stepdad. And when High Pitch Erik called in on Monday to state his case he was on his best behavior. “I want to date Samantha’s mom. I guess she’s very brilliant, she’s very smart,” the Wack Packer explained.

“She needs a good banging, and I don’t want it to be you,” Sam responded. “I don’t want you to be my daddy.”

But if forced to choose a Wack Pack suitor for her mother, Samantha said she’d have to pick Ed. Robin Quivers vehemently disagreed. “I’m taking the guy who can’t fuck — I’m taking High Pitch Erik,” Howard’s co-host announced with a laugh. “He’ll lay there and eat.”

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