AUDIO: Senior Couple ‘Buddy and Mildred’ Add a 3rd in Latest Phony Phone Call

“It was Mexican night at the commissary and this whole situation’s a bit of a ticking time bomb,” Buddy tells radio host

May 19, 2021
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Stern Show staffer Chris Wilding’s senior citizen couple “Buddy and Mildred” continue to make up for lost time after receiving their COVID-19 shots recently. In their latest prank call, which debuted on Wednesday, the lustful duo called the same radio show as last time but with a whole new set of problems. “Things have only been getting crazier,” Buddy explained. “Just earlier today we were getting a little amorous and, well, she went back there to my behind area.”

“I really need some help,” Mildred admitted before telling a cautionary tale of mixing pleasure with dentures. “I was eating Buddy’s ass and the Poligrip got reactivated and it leaked out to his asshole and now my mouth is stuck on Buddy’s asshole.”

Also on the line was Helene, the French-Canadian prostitute the couple added to spice things up. “Help me!” she pleaded in her Québécois accent. “She’s stuck to his ass and I’m stuck to her ass.”

“Long story short, it was Mexican night at the commissary and this whole situation’s a bit of a ticking time bomb,” Buddy continued before accidentally taking a sip of prune juice. “Holy shit, I’m going to blow!”

Listen to the full call (below).

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