Will High Pitch Erik and Debbie Finally Get Together?
After years of interest, the duo supposedly has plans to connect in AprilJanuary 18, 2022
Has the time finally come? After years of back and forth, Debbie the Cum Lady and Wack Packer High Pitch Erik will supposedly be meeting for a rendezvous later this spring. “She’s flying me out to Florida … for my birthday … She’s getting a hotel for me and her,” Erik explained over the phone on Tuesday. “She told me what she wants to do with me, and I said, ‘Holy fuck’ … She wants to finger my asshole.”
“If that doesn’t say a woman really wants you, I don’t know,” Howard said in response to Debbie’s generous offer. “If she flies you down to Florida and puts her finger up your asshole, I say she deserves a Purple Heart.”
Despite disbelief from Stern Show staffer Chris Wilding, Debbie called in to confirm the news. “I’m glad we’re finally making this plan,” she admitted before revealing some of her strategy. “He’s going to love me shoving my finger and my tongue up his ass. That’s going to give him a huge load—he’s going to explode. It’s going to make him feel amazing … After this there’s going to be no more rumors of him being homosexual. Yep, I’m definitely going to make everybody see the real Erik. This is going to be a challenge—I’m looking forward to it.”
When asked how she would even approach getting her finger inside of Erik, Debbie had some ideas. “I’m going to lift his legs up and I’m going to work my way up under his ass, lifting him up with one hand and then putting my finger up in there when I feel he’s nice and open and I stick my tongue under there,” she explained before confessing she wasn’t sure on the exact angle just yet. “I might get behind him on my knees, I might have him sit on my face, I’m not sure yet.”
Not stopping there, Debbie insisted she would be willing to do just about anything to ensure Erik ejaculates for her—hopefully more than once. “If Erik needs to watch a porn or watch a TV show he likes, whatever it takes to get him excited, I’m willing to do that,” she said of the Wack Packer, who has admitted in the past to pleasuring himself to actor Donnie Wahlberg in “Blue Boods.” “I’m going to make you cum like you’ve never cum before. I will milk your prostate—you’re going to explode. You’re going to feel amazing. We’re going to make this happen.”
While he expressed serious doubts, Howard remained somewhat hopeful. “Debbie, I know if anyone can do it, you can,” he said in response to her intricate plans.